Did you see Brett Michaels get knocked on his ass?
Hurt me personally.
Knocked his cowboy hat off... Bandanna was still good though
I seriously need 2 stop fake jacking off in peoples faces at work...the I.T. Guy just showed me the security surveillance tapes.
Remember when the only STD we had to worry about were hickies? Those were the days
Screw this I'm going to go talk to her. If you hear sirens they're for me.
Drunk in my research methods class at 9:30 in the morning. We should do a quantitative analysis of my mimosa consumption.
I am both scared and jealous.
This weekend has taught me that sometimes, being buried under a mattress is the safest place in the room.
All i've had today is coffee and ketchup packets. I need a job like yesterday.
Is eating fries while lying on the floor bad for you?
If I choke and die at least I will have been doing something I love
Just rolled up a joint with a cop standing right beside me. He just told us to not leave behind any garbage or empties. God I love canadian camping
You called me at 3 am laughing like an idiot. Apparently you consider breaking out of the hospital to be a lifetime achievement.
Haha he puts me in a mood mix of annoyed and... "just get in my pants"
she told me she wanted to fuck me because i was "rugged". if the definition of rugged is a lack of manscaping, slightly overweight, and pounding 16 oz pbrs, then yes i am rugged as fuck
We're now referring to our nightly Skype time as "strokes of genius." Long distance sucks.
That car ride home was pretty awkward. Your feeling up the girlfriend to the guy who's throwing up out the window. Thanks for that.
He is 6'5, went to a Christian school and he's a violinist....I'm going to fuck the jesus right out of him.
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