yo I sort of want to fuck rachel maddow. but I'm not a lesbian. actually I reaally want to so maybe I am a lesbian. at least on weekdays at 9.
Only in Montana can you find Septic Services that would display "Christian owned and operated" on the side of the truck. I'm oddly going to miss this state.
Whats the name of the guy with his hand down my pants?
Gentleman, we have a new medal category - number of women per day in apartment WITHOUT FURNITURE
I honestly didn't see the problem playing beer pong In the car on the road trip home.
It's like the bermuda triangle of cat puke
he was extremely fucked up- he thought my sports bra was his boxers. even when his leg wouldnt fit. at least whiskey dick wasnt a problem
Might I also add after my boss threw up in the garbage can and yelled puking rally, he dougied, then told me I wasn't about that life.
This is the second girl that said she wanted to fuck me while wearing a clown nose. Fuck online dating
fuck Derek. I choose weed. weed isn't angry and would never ask me to be someone I'm not.
Urgent. Do not ignore. What does this "=$" shit mean. Quality foreign dick is at stake here
Im so hungover I just threw up at the sight of a CARTOON CRABBY PATTY
For a guy who came before his dick was out of his pants, he gave surprisingly good head.
I am pants-free in the living room. This is liberating.
That confirms what we've all known all along. I'm a bad gay. I have no fashion sense.
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