Yea. But u kept saying "as long as she doesn't have aids" so I was concerned
Another one? Damn, how many David's is that?
six.
Oh, I thought it was higher.
No, that would be the Matt's
I just peed on my pajamas. Its gonna be a long night. Don't forget the cookies.
He came on my chin and called me cumbledore. i give up.
he proceeded to grab my vagina through my leggings in the middle of the dance floor. strangely enough I was okay with it
Can't promise anything, there's vodka in my thermos
okay just a general question, but if i got arrested, who here would bail me out. this is important.
Nothing gets you judged faster than having cum in your hair at the gas station.
He fingered me and now wants me to go get plan b because of it. WE'RE IN COLLEGE.
He specifically said I couldn't post the picture of him passed out naked except for a strategically placed washcloth. Where's the fun in that?
YOU'RE MARRIED. TO OTHER PEOPLE.
Yep if he's taking selfies he's probably on drugs again.
drinking vodka out of a wine glass to feel a little bit classier about myself.
Brother gave me a harry potter philosophy book for xmas we need to get stoned and talk about this.
You don't understand. This boy has the Mona Lisa of cocks.
What do you think would be the best way to remove a baby carrot from a vagina?
Randomize
