Solid performance last night. Wanna be fuck buddies?
I just cut my nipple shaving
Buying $100 worth of beef jerkey sounded like a terrific idea last night.
so he tried marking my clit with a sharpie so he could "find it again next time".
so he came over for the first time and i completely forgot i had pictures of him printed out from facebook on my wall and a newspaper article with him in it.. you can guess that it lead for an awkward situation.
But when he came on my stomach I noticed how tan I was!
Oh my god. I'm not ready to be an adult. I'm not ready.
He told me he wants to eat me out all day while I lay in bed watching football. Seems like a solid foundation for a relationship to me.
I probably won't go. Last time I got drunk with those guys I just started demanding people let me touch their beards.Then I mocked everyone who didn't have facial hair.
Come share oat with me in your robe
he said he was going to fuck me like a rabbit in heat. What he should have said was faster then a train and over before a commercial
He asked me while we were fishing why the passion was gone when we have sex. It's official...I am the dude in this relationship.
He shit in the fireplace
i knew it was a party when i saw you sitting on the couch naked with the keg in your lap, still drinking and passing out cups
Pooping to opera.
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