You know, if there were no such thing as marriage, i don't think porn would exist.
so sad. i just ate the last good 'n' plenty out of the bottom of my purse.
I've thrown up so many times in the third floor bathroom of Baldwin that they should probably just go ahead and name it after me.
if im not pregnant im gonna be so pissed for spending the money from my weed fund on the test
wow, a mother in the making
whiskey dick. though we did manage to break my closet door and flood the bathroom.
Just bought all my wine for the weekend with a check at 11am. I'm almost judging myself.
Just got a picture message from my sister of the two of us wearing cowboy hats and pressing our bare asses together. Do you remember enough to explain?
I think that the jello shots in bowls is where it all went wrong.
Judge me all you want, but while you are stuck at home eating Ramen and tap water, I will be dining with some guy who, although might be the same age as my father, is filthy rich.
In case you're wondering where my head is at right now, it's wishing that I was getting laid and not having a debate about cheese.
i had a tequila and emotion induced one night stand with a random stranger. senior year: infinity me: 0.
I just folded my boss's lingerie. I need a drink and a raise
Well we went from the roof to the stairwell to an air mattres. One day were going to fuck in a bed
Here's to not getting arrested this year on thanksgiving again. Cheers bitches!
I snuck a teenager into a club last nite, I felt like such a criminal. It was Awsome
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