It's a pity Stephen Hawking can't do sarcasm.
She uses empty wine bottles as book ends. 2 on each side. At least 8 shelves.
She recited Pi throughout ever orgasm she had....she said it was a game she likes to play...how far she gets is how she judges her lovers...I am oddly turned on by this...
theres a wall by my room thats like, a prime fucking wall. before i move out SOMEBODY is gonna fuck me on that wall, goddamnit.
I'm having mini little movies in my head. Like for example. You were talking to a blue whale with jazz man sunglasses, but not the ray charles jazz sunglass. More like sunglasses that are round. Anyway, he has a baguette and stupid french hat. And you , you had your harry potter glasses.
We got a kitchen table so we would eat together more. So far we've played drunken monopoly and had sex on it.
So, seriously. How does it feel to know that you're riding a cock that was in kindergarten when you were going to prom?
I lost a whole day of my life. Apparemtly I was using my deodrant as a phone. And is my phone there?
I had so much stripper lotion and body glitter on my glasses I had a hard time driving home.
Got done with class, now I'm buying MD 2020 with the ex. Sure feels like college.
I was the oldest, shortest, and soberest at the New Years party last night. My life sucks
That's MADAM THUNDERCUNT to you
He told me I was a good dog mom. I've never been so turned on in my life
I'm no doctor but I don't think balls are supposed to look like that.
I like shiny stuff tho if that’s an emotion
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