Do you understand how much easier life would be if fannypacks were normal
how many americans can say they have been laid before eating their first big mac?
just used clorox wipes to give myself a whores bath. hello finals week
I would've been fine if I didn't do the three shots
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Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Almost just stuck my dick in my bong for no reason
I mean, as I was vomiting in front of a giant crucifix I became acutely aware of my poor choices
She's like the King Midas of sexual confusion. Everything she touches turns to gay.
Woke up this morning with fake blood all over my bed which is a positive considering last year it was all real blood
I just swallowed confetti and motor-boated some guys beard...#happy2015
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
he was spending his time trying to use emojis to court a 19 year old, I can’t really take that seriously no matter how hot a dude is
I need to go home for the safety of everyone in a 10 mile radius, especially me
I love you. I would never turn you into a bear.
This chick just walked out of the men's room with molly all over her nose and her shirt half unbuttoned. She nodded to all of us and said "gentlemen" as she exited
i love how you, my friend, sends me a picture of herself wearing a shirt that says "i am dead inside" and i'm just like "awww baby you're so cute"
that's just solidarity
i woke up to drewlling on a plate of eggrolls half naked halfway between my bed and the floor, and i have no idea where my pants went
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