Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
I'm getting drunk watching the disney channel. Is this a main reason why we aren't together anymore?
wrong asian. never thought that would happen.
high in an attic. pig roast in 10.
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i loe djcudia fjxos rue.
So i think i'm going to frame my summons tickets and give them to dad as a christmas present...
i spent 45 minutes yellng Heather I feel so bad i wanna die and then 45 more yelling I DONT WANNT TO DIE. thats how drunk i was
now that we broke up we are playing hot potato with the cock ring.. Poor thing just needs a home
This band has the most fuckable violin player I have ever seen.
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I AM BEING ACCOSTED BY A HUMMING BIRD
I AM IN MILD DISTRESS
I lost a bet last night, now I have to name the baby Fetty Wap, regardless of gender. Riley is going to kill me.
I need someone to sew my vagina shut until I'm responsible enough to use it
It’s a dick. Seen one, seen em all. Unless it spews a fountain of tequila, I don’t need to see yours.
There were 16 girls and 31 titties. That’s how the club was. Lance doesn’t get to decide ever again.
This is what I get for listening to Christians.
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