ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
She was so loose she sounded like a jar of salsa. I didn't know that was even possible.
Would it help you get over me if I told you that I had unprotected sex last night?
Based on her brazillian stubble I would guess her plan had been to wait one more date before sleeping with me. Seems the plan was flexible.
Do you know how hard it is to get cum out of a straw hat!?
no i brought the cat to the bar. I got a weird look when I walked in but now everyone loves her.
Cookies. Watch out fir falling satellites.
Hey when you wake up and read this, we really need to stop pullin our dicks out when we drink dude. I have all the pics, yall are assholes
Fairly certain I cracked a rib. Masturbation is not for the weak. I die now.
I never thought I'd say this, but I think I just saw the hottest pregnant chick alive.
Don't matter if she's straight, I'll get her. I'm not called The Transformer for nothing
I am an advanced cybernetic robot sent back in time to 2013 to fuck my wife senseless for hours on end. Have you seen this wife?
Eddy, if you don't want to roll play then say so. This is just obnoxious
I'll bring your "congrats on finally banging" cookies tomorrow, I'm exhausted.
I laid naked in his bed as he brought me an ice cream sandwich so I would say everything worked out great
Think I have the only job where I can be naked in a room with my manager at work. Apart from hookers
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