I Bought a bracelet with bible characters and a charm broke. the virgin mary one. Do you think it's a sign?
the only girl from my high schools graduating class coming to our school next year went stag to prom and still has braces...
dibs.
ok, i just want to know who did it and which end it came out of
Washing the last semen-stained shirt you have really solidifies a breakup. It just got real.
walking in back of a girl wearing booty shorts, a halter and a bracelet that says trainwreck. I don't get it. The first day of nice weather and all the whores come out, are they like hibernating bears or something?
Most fantastic sex ever until her Doberman took an interest in what we were doing. There was nothing more terrifying then feeling warm dog breath on my ballsack.
Please do NOT set off the smoke alarm when I am tied to the bed like this...
He's hinting that I'm starting to be kicked out of their blunt rides, I can feel it.
What do I wear to meet his family/put his dog to sleep? Is there even an appropriate outfit for this occasion?
Naked Twister starts at high noon
I guess, just don't make it awkward
MY FUCK BUDDY'S MOTHER FRIEND REQUESTED ME! IT'S ALREADY AWKWARD COREY
He probably tastes like german chocolate and coffee beans
Seriously though, my ovaries are trying to crawl out of my body and into his pants.
If you don't fuck me hard, rough, and senseless the minute we're alone in your room, I'm returning you to the boyfriend store
Would it be weird to bake him a cake that says "sorry I peed on your bed"?
He fucked me while I was smoking his blunt. His apartment was trashed and he drives a van that looks like it’s been hit by a train but still 10/10 would fuck again.
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