What do you say about some mid-afternoon anal?
You were hopping up and down because you wanted only his strongest sperms to make it to the egg.
Darwin at his finest.
i saw his dick when we were four, so thats kind of ruined for me now
I imagine anything that isn't a dilldo attached to a jackhammer, powered by a generator won't be amazing enough for you
I am a terrible person. This is almost as bad as when I was going to see my ex while my boyfriend was at that funeral.
Some Russian dude just came up to us and I'm pretty sure he offered his girlfriend to have sex for 80 bucks. Whoever said porn movies were unrealistic.
he just sent me a picture of his penis sticking through a piece of paper that he had drawn a stick figure with tits on it that said "you"
he told me while inside me and mid thrust that he's dreamed of that moment since high school... awkward
Medically speaking as your gynecologist and your girlfriend, that is not a rash.
And we're breaking up
I'm not sure I can continue to condone our having sex in all of your friends' beds
See,its just the last time this situation happened I ended up hiding in a closet on my birthday
I had sex with a mask on because I have the flu and I didn't want to get him sick.
To be fair, this is a tequila-while-rewatching-Benedict-Cumberbatch-as-Van-Gogh idea, so I don't know if it will hold up tomorrow.
Last night I tried to apply for a job at ihop. That drunk.
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
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