I just bought the big bottle of Patron. It looks small. What have I done with my life?
Succeeded.
She rubs her butt on the bed & then she growls..
he fingered my asshole thinking it was my vag...I couldn't bring myself to tell him, mostly from shame for me and pity for him
btw im using a cooler as a purse cause i love string cheese
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Just blew a perc off the traytable on my flight, spring break has begun!!
i just had to hear from a third party that he came inside of me
Call me when you get up. This hang-over is like dismantling a bomb: I need someone to talk me through it.
I definitely did a line of something I don't know with a Pagan biker. I make good decisions.
And, through a series of unfortunate events, I am at my grandmothers birthday party in a short dress and no underwear
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Send me one of your boob pics as an example. I mean this in the straightest least lesbian way possible.
I'm not even the least bit surprised that I whored myself out for tiramisu
I have no concept of chastity or moderation, she is a Catholic guilt poster child, how could I not try to hit that
just woke up on the floor with a bottle in my hand. and by bottle, i mean a baby bottle. half filled with tequila.
I would cock slap so many things if I had a cock.
Just because I know you’ll get a kick out of this, I sneezed earlier and cupcake frosting came out
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