drink some water, pull the trigger, get a bfast sandwich. Only good things.
From inside my college history class i see him waving his arms while holding a beer bong trying to get my attention
I have a running excel spreadsheet detailing the number of shots in a night and subsequent ability to masturbate
You weren't lying about those ceramics students giving the best hand jobs.
Best idea ever: Giving hobos a beer and having a chugging contest to win another beer. Most fun I have had downtown in a while.
BIGGER SANDWIJH COME NIW OR DIE
I rode a bull tonight, There is absolutely no reason my dick is not in some chicks mouth
I think ill wear my dads dashiki but make it sluttier. We shall see
I'm mumbling to people and trying not to accidentally shit my pants
Dude I wanna go on a booze cruise
Dude our life is a booze cruise
But without boats...
trying to figure out what happened last night by looking around the apartment.
naked man under the piano. THE PLOT THICKENS.
ugh... fuck pirate breakfast. my head is like thirsty.
Just so you know, if I get bored tomorrow I WILL pretend to get drunk in the bathroom and crash the whole thing
I feel like vibrating beds are just synonymous with venereal diseases.
How you doing tonight? I got my butthole licked so i cant complain.
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