the dude from the bar called to tell his mom about me immediately after we finished PLEASE COME GET ME
Id like to know where dora the explorers parents are when she goes on all these crazy ass adventures
I realized i make the same noise when i get a blow job as when i eat pizza
I just ran up four flights of stairs in heels, im getting an orgasm tonite.
HAPPY NEWYEARSM FAGTRON! GETTING HEAD IN TAXI I WIN
I have to bobbypin his pubes for us to have sex. The other day he wanted me to braid them.
IM A SHIT SUOW THE GUYS AT THE PMACR TOLD ME AJDBO I WEBF RO WALNARY WITH OU SHOES! I WASHT LLOWES FLOWERSA
Are you aware that you called me "Sexy clit lady" last night?
I finally got the glitter off in time to get to the party and bang the bday boy in the bathroom while his girlfriend was lighting the bday cake candles.
why do you keep saying "she looks like a porn star" like thats a bad thing?
tuscaloosa is terrifying
like people here are just empty shells of drugs and sin
there is no mercy here
All because of that GODDAMNED MIKE PENCE.
Why do I know about what dicks have been in your mouth but didn't know you had a dog? What kind of friends are we??
Its one thing to reject me, but to reject me AND my hottest friend AT THE SAME TIME!?!?
the fact that I've been his fuck buddy for a year, and I'm pregnant isn't bothering me. the fact that he didn't tell me about his girlfriend does.
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