All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
Take a Tylenol with a HUGE glass of water before you pass out, you'll thank me in the morning.
i dony have tylonal but i had a snickers and popcorn and a bottle of water and i am.. brushing my teeth!
I don't know what kind of drugs you were on last night but you kept trying to highlight my face because you said I was important
There's a walmart bag of my vomit outside my front door. I just really need someone to appreciate that with me.
she came to the game with a camelback filled with booze. except it was only the bag part so she duct taped to her back
drunk lawn darts. Let's test the homeowners policy
he doesn't drink and he's an emt - he'll be our dd for nye in exchange for a threesome tomorrow afternoon.
I suppose drinking a cosmo at lunch alone can't look good but I mean... sometimes it's just necessary
I know. She seems like she getting that "need some dick" restlessness. Might explain the feisty attitude
I just really hate taking care of things... If I can't fill it with liquor I'm not sure what to do with it.
Had to decide between a hook up at the train restroom or getting to work on time #growingup
I swear to go if the response she sends me something along the lines of who the fuck is Mark Hamill I might need to brake up with her.
I'm sorry I keep having sex wth your friends. I'm done, for real. Unless cole is interested. Other than that, I'm done.
well ya only live once...
that cant be your answer for every horrible thing you do
I have 2 phone numbers written on my vagina. I told you I shouldnt be left to my own devices after tequila shots.
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