I think I am morally bankrupt
He's still on the phone with him. This is unnatural. Dudes don't call other dudes just to talk.
Just met a guy who has been in college for 7 years and still classified as a junior. Then watched him shotgun 10 beers. Found my new hero
Let's face it. We both have sexy parts. Why not have them touch?!
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I don't care how high you are, you can't finger me while eating potato chips.
You were demanding water from a bottle but I didn't have one..so I just took the water bottle from the hamster cage. You're welcome.
Were you paying girls to come up and grab my cock and tell me I look like bradley Cooper?
I AM HAVING A WEIRD OUT OF BODY EXPERIENCE. IN CAPS LOCK.
I'm not wearing underwear, I started my period this morning, and it's super windy. Recipe for disaster?
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I'm having Vietnam flashbacks. This Kid I hooked up with is speaking in class and I keep experiencing the terror.
Fighting the urge to throw up all over my little brothers jr high basketball bench. Welcome home aaron
I wore pigtails while I was having sex with that 22 year old just to make him feel like a pedophile.
Sailor Jerry came over for the evening. It was a magical evening. I didn't even get puke in the house.
I fell out of the car while it was moving then got puked on then puked and cried about then got back in the car and puked out the window when we started moving again
Just got home from work. I'm going to change into sweats for a while before I have to wear normal pants to the party like I promised.
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