I found somebody to have a 3 sum with
shutup! Who?!?
Hahaha April fools!
Fine. I'll sleep in my office
From behind she looks like Richard Simmons
I saved him in my fone as special pumba. he was just pumba but then he found me drugs
She was sleeping without a shirt so I thought I wouldI sneaked a peek at her nipples..than I realized they were just warts...on her back.
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
did the walk of shame through a baseball field. .A little league game was going on. Proceeded to buy a hot dog at the concession stand. the looks were priceless.
Dude. I kneed him in the face and gave him a black eye. It's like a constant reminder of our hookup. I feel like herpes. I never go away...
I'm practically paying him in tacos to have sex with me.
Good morning sunshine. Care to hear the riveting tale of Michelle and the Almost Great Night That Ended In An Early Morning of Karma Emptying It's Bowels On Her Guilty Shoulders?
Something about being drunk at 1pm chasing seagulls on the beach while it's raining is very calming
You're the only person I know who can be puking into a trash can at 8 in the morning in Manhattan and get a date out of it....
I'd risk everything I own for 10 min naked with her, 2 would be sex and the rest me crying like a little girl.
He's driving 2 hours to visit me and he's bringing weed. I love him so much.
I just talked to him. no worries he had the same fears you did this morning and smelled the dryer to make sure. you officially did not pee in there haha
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