gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
If I see one more commercial for The Secret Life of the American Teenager, I'm going to punch the next teenage girl I see in the uterus and scream, "Wear a condom!"
He lets me throw up in him even if i do it mistakeily- erica talking about the toilet
When the phrase "Wow your huge" came out of her mouth I knew it was gonna be a good night.
Just tell him to eat fruit before so it tastes good. Then it's just like shotgunning a smoothie
I don't want to smoke with her when she's on adderall. She carved her pumpkin for four hours & didn't say a word.
It's just a condom. Most people would commend me for saying I was going to start using them, and you're acting like I'm going to try heroin.
I was talking to some girls while you were falling off your bar stool into the person next to you.
Sudue. BIG CUP LOTS OF NOMNOMD TUOSPY
and i think wearing the clothes from last night are out of the question...was there mud wrestling there? because i look like a participated..with a cat.
Buy Actually if the police need to find my body I'm on an air mattress in an apartment near a McDonald's that's all I see out dat Window
Is there a single word to describe 'the last guy she slept with before meeting her husband'? Cause there should be.
I only spent $42 at the bar last night, it's some sort of miracle.
you do remember it was dollar beer night, right?
That answers my next five questions
How do I let my trainer know I'm only at the gym so I can get in more intense sex positions?
i just got hit by a door and im the one that said im sorry, yeah im drunk.
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