everytime someone famous vagina shows up in pics, i have to go check my own vagina to make sure mine dont look all wrinkledy and flabby like that....i want my lips plump and succulent
i just fell asleep at my computer and i woke up and in the google bar it said delicious foods to eat
He told me he wanted to break up so he could get "closer to God."
Does God suck his dick?
making an appointment with student health services to check out my pinkeye on 4/20. they are going to thing this is such a joke
I want to spend time with you, and by time, I mean real time. Not your dick in my mouth time.
I have a spoon shaped bruise on my ass...
he got a charlie horse midthrust which triggered my orgasm we're still sorting this out.
Well the nurse forgot to take all my stitches out, so my surgical tools are peroxide, kitchen scissors, fingernail clippers, a pocket knife, and 11 beers. Let's do this...
Is it bad that I see a party full of girls I know he has fucked as a challenge for me to be the one who ends up in his bed?
Watching Faye Reagan porn all weekend for St Patty's day. Nothing has ever seemed more appropriate.
I'm hungover and eating lunch at an elementary school. The children are barking. Litrealy barking, like dogs.
Keep two things coming: nudes and puppy pictures
Live it up bro, they're always so surprised to find out you use magnums, being such a tiny man and all. It's a good thing.
Somebody broke the sliding door, and someone ripped the toilet seat off the toilet. So yeah, pretty typical friday night
Dude, running 15 min late.
Let's play a game, you pay for all the drinks I can finish before you get here. Go.
Randomize
