Remember when you weren't going to be a shit show?
everyone made a circle around them and startd chanting fight fight. they wernt fighting, they were dry humping
I'm drunk and I'm watching it's Alwyas Sunny and eating candy. Even I am jealosu of my life
how does a 20 year old who hasnt gone through puberty yet score the game winning goal? fuck sidney crosby and his small nuts.
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If she wasn't my friend I'd think she was a huge slut
I'm actually agreeing with glenn beck. What the FUCK was in that margarita?!
No. He just yelled "youre having one more orgasm!" So he made that happen and then he rolled over and went to sleep.
She fell asleep with me.... We found her pantsless in the dogbed in the morning... Russian foreign exchange students
Btw: some husbands are not impressed by me trying to snap photos of their wives camel toe.
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I worked so hard to shave everything last night. EVERYTHING. He WILL be answering my phone calls. Otherwise he's passing up awesome random birthday sex.
Dude, the lecture theatre is caving in on me.
I forgot how weird my hair bleaches and now I'm a calico
You can wake up to my rainbow of failure
Remember that girl that we found passed out in the dorm study room under a pile of money and jimmy johns wrappers? She's standing right on front of me.
I don't know his last name, but he's in phone as Pat the conqueror.
The uber man and I sat in silence. With my underwear in my purse and my dress shoved in the pocket of the hoodie the guy gave me.
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