He just turned on a sound machine. I need to get the fuck out of here.
wrong asian. never thought that would happen.
I have to collect my sorority sisters from greek row... I hate how being dd is a night and morning job
At one point we asked the guy to play "the lion sleeps tonight" with his bagpipes. Best version ever.
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it was frightening. in my opinion the only thing that should resemble a vagina is a vagina.
we cant have a funnel and a dog. thats a lot of responsibility
We have to give a final comment in english, i think i might say "i learned it's a bad idea to make out with people in your classes who have girlfriends."
I'm really really gonna try not to at least one night. The 4 day thanksgiving bender almost killed me last year
I think they took out their livers years ago and replaced them with like cheese graters or something. Only explanation.
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I am having the most awesome nonsexual conversation about my vagina right now
My roommate just caught me cleaning a tostitos queso jar with my hand and eating it. He didn't judge. Bonding moment.
I can now recognize that when my wine bottle reaches a certain point, I probably shouldn't tweet, text or call anyone. RESPONSIBILITY
The guy who was interviewing me asked if I had coke on my pants. You win this time Las Vegas
Wtf. So apparently this 5 star establishment doesn't allow strip putt putt in the parking lot. We all just got kicked out of our rooms.
i woke up between my boyfriend and his sister and i don't know if we fucked or cried together
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