I'm at his house. He has VELCRO shoes. I'm too desperate to leave...I may need help in thee life dept
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
woke up and she was making me crepes. definitely not the last time i fuck a culinary student
If I die tonight, I want you to know that your sister is awesome in bed
it was like a zeppelin in a condom
She just left after she spent the past 2.5 hours fuckin the shit out of me. I'll put that in the logbook as a cross country
he described going down on me as being like 'entering a jungle of deliciousness and fur
and then he tried plucking my nose hairs. lines were crossed.
just let her blow you already, it's practically animal cruelty at this point.
I legit just woke up on my couch, snuggled up next to some guy who's wearing my roommate's pink bathroble. What the fuck do they put in those shots?
Don't come. It's not even a party it's a total sausage fest. Like 20 drunk dudes in a bedroom. We can still drink by ourselves though it'll be ok
One public bathroom does not equal a wedding vow
Thanks for letting me pee on your bed and cry about nothing to you. You're a real friend
This is like a walk of shame down memory lane.
I get dinner and bf perks from the one guy. But dick with no commitment from the other. I’m living my best life.
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