just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
My dog ate my bag of weed. Thats not the easiest call to the vet to make.
I'm pregaming with America's Best Dance Crew.
Do a shot everytime Lil' Mama mispronounces a word.
I'm really tired of your booty call eating my fruity pebbles.
I'm not sure which one did it but one of them fucked the kink out of my neck
I JUST HAD PHONE SEX. WHILE TAKING A BATH. FOR AN HOUR. EATING A PLATE OF BURRITOS. TOP THAT SHIT.
I'm glad I get the same reaction from you for cookies and for my naked body
I don't know if I'm more excited about sex or that I have an excuse to smoke a cigarette
Cocaine and dance dance revolution for 4 hours. I consider last night a success.
I just got a robo call from the Addiction Help Line. Not sure how to take that.
I mean, if you want to light yourself on fire for maximum accuracy, far be it from me to stop you
How does one take the "you're the best sex I've ever had but I'm marrying someone that's sub-par in the sack" mind fuck?
I pity the fool.
Thanks Mr T.
We were fucking in the bedroom then we heard Sports center on in the living room. He stopped midfuck when I started celebrating that my team won over his
I just bought a handle of tequila and a breakfast burrito. I might be out of money for the weekend, but at least I have the necessities covered.
I got really worried when i woke up and there weren't any missed booty calls from him between 3 and 5 am. Apparently his gf is in town ...
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