have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
Did you put 9lbs of birdseed all over my car?
You weighed it?
Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
From the crime scene it appears that I attempted to throw up into a candle.
As soon as I saw the video camera and red light on, I started rolling my eyes when he would put it in me and telling him maybe his dick was too small cause I didn't feel anything...trust me that tape is going nowhere
needless to say, I hope she has to get an abortion again
I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.
I think I'm drunk. That wine was old. I found it behind the water heater next to the mouse poison.
I can't feel my brain.
Well, as a member of the greater american southwest gay community I just have to mark this as a total loss and you will be missed.
I held a cracker & gaterade down for an hour. I feel like this will be my greatest accomplishment of the day.
I don't think everyone found it as funny as I did... Nothing says "Party's Over" like the sound of a pump action shotgun.
Everytime I try to keep track of the amount of people I slept with I always forget about that guy I met on the dc metro, where I woke up to him organizing his Special K and Molly and I was covered in sleeping cats.
In other news, I had my first sex related injury of the school year so that's cool
his first act of 2015 was getting stabbed
When we became besties with benefits we agreed I could still get dick
I didn't think I'd have to specify "not my Dad"
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