hapi new year, hope this year brings u happiness and lots of sexi people ;)
stop writing like that.
"Not only do I bring a guy back to my hotel room....But I bring one back for my friend who's passed out drunk. Now that's what we call BESTfriends"
In retrospect, getting to second base BEFORE anal wouldve been a good idea
Just because he saw my boobs doesn't mean he knows me all of a sudden
i'm getting the "you hooked up with my friends" speech from him. i'm returning with the "gotta keep my quota up" speech
Was that not clear on Friday when I nearly deapthroated two ice cubes?
After it was shut down sean literally made out with four separate girls between the 100 feet to our house. It was a rampage.
Dude, we apparently put a washing machine drum in that back of your truck with the full intention of making a bonfire in it.
Why did I ever allow that penis to enter my sacred temple?
We just had an accidental Facebook titty pic scare.
Well, I guess my plans of staying around the apartment and drinking my weight in boxed wine are ruined. I have a date tonight.
I've never been to an orgy, but I would assume nachos wouldn't be out of the question at one.
what the fuck is wrong with you
Do you want me to go chronologically or alphabetically?
I hate who I am becoming
I think of it as growth but I also hate who I am becoming as well
She asked what the dent on the hood of my car was from..i think she knows we had sex up there
Randomize
