how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
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No you dumbass thats not right
he called me a worthless slut and then went 2 the bathroom 2 pee on the floor before leavin. but he was really hot and he left his jacket, should i call him?
You peed in the parking lot while a car was was waiting behind us. And when people walked by you proceeded to say "careful you might slip"
i woke up and saw you were brushing his hair naked. I can never pass out around you, man.
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so you know how I brush my teeth after I give you a bj? according to my dentist my teeth have never been cleaner. looks like this will be a recurring thing
Oh ya, I forgot to tell you, last night I woke up to the sound of you peeing on the floor next to the fridge, didn't remember until now. Have fun at Dayton!
No. Every time we go there, you end up getting high, then lost, then going home with strangers.
This dude is trying to sext and all I can think about is taco bell and their new crunch wrap sliders
Woke up in a fanny pack with a bag of cocaine on my cheek
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My room looks so cute. Who wouldn't want to hook up with me in here?
Well I finally got to say all the things I wanted to say. Including telling him he looks like a naked mole rat
He's gonna turn my vagina into the Sahara desert
Is it weird to invite your FWB to thanksgiving dinner??
I left the party 20 min ago..just thought i would tell you so you wouldnt think i fell in the lake again
Im glad your laughing because im currently convincing my penis you didnt mean it and its all gunna be ok.
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