Dude, I'm so high in the forest and I think I'm in a bear den.
i cant believe u jumped in someones trunk just to get out of talking to me
He sent me a video of himself jacking off. I am not kidding.
WTF??? Isn't he married??
Yeah but his wife is at a birthday party and I guess he's bored. LOL
its mom's weekend..did we need to couger proof the apt?
It wouldn't have been a big thing. If anything, I woulda apologized to you and cleaned the remote
she just pulled a hulk hogan to make her point. no idea how it helped
party gras won. party gras always wins.
I mean, I know going to rehab probably didn't make her a lesbian, but I can always hope
frozen drink friday is suspended until further notice
Oh my God. He stopped counting at 22.. His senior year. I feel the STDs infecting my taint as we speak.
I'd hate to be 100% hetero. Pretty sure they have less orgies
how am i in montreal? thats like a 3 hour train ride. i remember nothing.
My last memory of last night was being in a laundry room doing blow and admiring a washer and dryer... I think that's the earmark of old age
I turn 40 next week. I deserve to celebrate the end of my 30’s with a 21 year old dick
My penis is lonely
So is my ring finger
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