my math teacher staples burger king applications to failed tests
Just wrote a paper about alcohol abuse that sounded like my weekend...
His room was full of guns. It was like having sex with Clint Eastwood.
The stripper on stage Is eating a mozzarella stick while on the pole....that's a new level of I don't give a fuck
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I think that the winner of this years fantasy football league should get naming rights to you child
on a scale of 1 to 'no sex' how busy are you this week?
The more and more I drink I keep rationalizing banging eye patch girl
It was fun until the stripper told me it was her first day and started crying.
She just came home holding a fire hydrant. Yes a fire hydrant.
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Yea he called the cop officer fonzarelli and asked him if he was mad because happy days was off the air. Boom, beaten and arrested
I was a battlefield of empty bottles and bodies. We though we won, but the booze had the last laugh.
I cnant read. Cheetos goen. Help. Grt Cheetos.
We got a kitchen table so we would eat together more. So far we've played drunken monopoly and had sex on it.
He suck his junk in my HALF BAKED. Ben & Jerry would totally disapprove. This is worse than sticky dick donut day.
Ugh. My life is a never ending cycle of bad decisions and taquitos.
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