if i get an abortion, then will you go out with me?
I don't know which is worse: knowing all the free porn websites, or knowing which days they update their free porn.
Reason #3 women are better than men: texting and peeing simultaneously. Write THAT in the fucking snow.
So, just so you know... Your vasectomy worked.
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I have taken lazynest to a new level. I took a picture of the notes on the board instead of writing them. I win.
Do fat girls normaly have fat that look like a penis by their pussy?
What the hell did you do last night?!
Just got my econometrics book in the mail and started flipping through it. Our Thursday parties may turn into u convincing me not to kill myself.
Dude they have ski ball. Anywhere that has skiball is bound to be bangin.
I'm reciting my presentation (beer in hand) on the porch to a snowmen audience.
Sign out of Gchat. Right now my gchat list is entirely girls I've slept with.. and you. You are fucking up my gchat chi.
Did i tell you my idea for my life plan? Not the one that involves stripping.
I ran into cvs barefoot with my belt undone and shirt buttoned wrong and didn't even have to ask. The guy working pointed and said "they're back there."
That's how I look going for the pbr.
If I'm going to keep blacking out this much I need to start taking more pictures.
Do NOT approach him. He has sex with everything. LITERALLY everything, and I DO mean everything. He's so horny we once caught him with his dick in a pumpkin. A legitimate honest to God pumpkin that he bored a hole in
I honestly think sometimes all you need is a $2 alcoholic punch poured from a jug into a big glass to feel better. I guess abblebees is my new problematic fav
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