Id settle for living inside the pirates of the carribean ride.
No, I'm a firm believer in "Swallow or it isn't love."
Drunk in some girls audi what the fuck is happenin i love sb
it's ELEVEN
thirty
I checked for jungle juice on Weight Watchers. they didn't have it.
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can't believe I ate straight coffee grounds to stay awake for that
Come 10 years my vagina won't look like this. I must cherish it
Street performer on bourbon st just lifted a sewer top so I could puke down it. I love New Orleans.
He fucked volume into my hair. It was amazing.
She's never going to forget it... Christmas Anal.
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He was drinking a long island through his Breathalyzer tube.
This girl just swallowed a pealed banana whole. I'm not worthy.
by 11 am we'd already been drunk twice. how much lower can you go?
I saw the attitude and didn't even try. Line of the night from one guy who talked with them for a while said, "I don't meet you standards. I have a job and would treat you well." She was blank faced.
just got permission to expense a nerf gun
Don't go to jail over some guy named Bunky
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