its easy. just sleep with a bunch of guys until one falls in love
you won't ask to borrow his earbuds because you think it's gross, but you'll have sex with him?
If I pass out leave the food near me so i can wake up to it
I seriously fake cumming more than i poop.
It's very clear that i'm the girl sweating out four lokos at 2 in the afternoon at the gym
That combination of brocholi bacon eggs cheese ketchup and pasta would have been a revaltion had you not thrown up on the stove and put out the pilot light
At some point we were all eating banana flavored rolling papers.
I'm gonna go out on a limb and say it had something to do with pool sex.
My Mom printed off all of my Augusts text messages. Apparently I've been drinking WAY too much and having an intermediate drug problem. I have to go home everyw weekend for the rest of the semester
We are smoking a hash blunt ... Bring your emergency inhaler
We tried the hang n bang, remember? You ruined it by crying and telling me you loved me while blowing me.
He added me on LinkedIn while I was baking weed brownies in the boxers he left here... Is this adulthood?
Xanax and full house Tuesday is now Percocet Sunday
He literally just laid flat on top of me motionless at one point. It felt less like foreplay and more like he was trying to use me as a flotation device. 0/10
You is single now. The world is your ass buffet.
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