we marched down beaver avenue with lit tiki torches humming the olympics opening song.
sitting on the counter. eating honey. crying, because coldplay sounds beautiful on the radio. highhhhh as the sky
Not a single person will look me in the eye. Last night must've been bad.
I think it's a friendship ring and the other part is on his cats collar
found inexpensive tickets to Norway. Questioning if its legal. PLEASE tell me you remebered the walkie talkies and face paint.
I just sent her mug shot out in a mass text because I hate her and her cocaine eyes are hilarious.
My stomach is revolting cause i have put food in it and no alcohol.
Finished my senior thesis. How am I celebrating you ask? By drinking gas station white zif out of an empty candle holder by myself. I fucking deserve to graduate.
Day drinking is so dangerous way too many construction workers out there to flirt with
I put my hydrocodone prescription in my cereal box its like real lucky charms
I think your dad took our porno
Just sent my mother the text "we need to get our vaginas looked at this thursday". Hows your day going?
I saw seagulls fucking earlier today. What have you done with your life recently?
He told me to grab his penis so I did and swung it around and said “awe, it looks like the wacky inflatable tube man.
Only you would try street racing in a Volvo.
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