Don't come here someone got drunk and rolled the keg to buger king. no more beeer
We just picked up about 540 lbs of women....
Latest life lesson : don't accidentally send an "I nutted on her tramp stamp" text to your tattoo-less girlfriend. Oops.
im pretty sure all they do is fuck. and talk in baby talk. its two babys fucking basically.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
i decided what we are doing for your 21st b-day: camelbacks filled with margaritas
You were yelling at the bowl of salad and telling it to quit taunting you and telling you to go to tacobell
You need to get over here. I think the drunks are about to sacrifice a chicken to the beer gods. Or a freshman. Stay tuned.
We smoked speed and opium for the first time. ended up harvesting cucumbers with locals at 9am in a farmers field. Laos is fuckin crazy.
gymnastic barn sex. fuck i wish i hadn't blacked out
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I really don't think there's anything more liberating than farting.in a loud bar where no one.can.hear you
I don't want to be Eskimo brothers with your dad
I'm just trying to find the strength to put my bra back on and come inside
So none of you told me my tits were popping out of my shirt for three hours?
We told you. Repeatedly. You said you made it look good.
And, omg, my eyelids are on fire. I think the internet let me down. :(
So if my boyfriend and I hooked up with the same girl it’s not like I cheated. It’s communal.
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