question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
I think, one-on-one, Paul Rudd could be very threatening in like a REALLY good way.
I got drunk and smashed his tv with the keg and so he blames me for being evicted.
this mix will be the most desperate cry for affection in the history of itunes.
Heyyyy darlin are you busy?
Why hello drunk Jake. It's sober Sarah, I'll tell drunk Sarah you booty called. She'll probably be around tomorrow night.
it's like doing a sit-up... but, you're inside someone
I've got to stop making out with the guys and sharing drinks with you. I'm the reason we all get sick at the same time. Sorry.
U asked everyone for their hoodies so u could "safely hug the cactus"
I just banged your sister. Thats what you get for takibg my lunch money in 2 grade, boom, boom fiyyaa powaa
bad sex. bad bad bad. it was like trying to pick up an overcooked noodle with an empty pringles can. why do these guys always seem to find me?
I'm watching porn in spanish. Thats studying right?
I am drinking fireball and apple juice out of a sippy cup like a fucking toddler.
I just hope the day something happens to me my phone just dies, like literally died and will never turn on ever again. I feel like God owes me that much.
Question for you. Do you want to go out somewhere or do you want to have sloppy joes at my house? That's not a euphemism for anything; I actually have stuff to make sloppy joes
Why exactly is there a butt plug on the counter?
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