it's my fault, I passed out instead of getting up to pee.
I'm skeptical of all drag queens.
i put his shirt in a ziplock bag to preserve his smell
please tell me you are kidding me
and yes i will spend 10 dollars on a vibrating toothbrush to masturbate but not a calculator for my test
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The main two things I remember from last night is you "spanking Katey into reality" and watching her barf in terror.
at least you know where his tattoos end, so it wasn't a complete waste of time.
Yeah I was convinced everyone knew I was high. Time was passing way too slowly for anyone NOT to notice.
direct quote from andrew "you know i can't hear when i drink whiskey"
Plus now I feel weird sleeping with you. It's like shooting a three legged deer. It's already at a disadvantage and couldn't get what it's full potential deserves.
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There is nothing wrong with me introducing you as elephant dick. Nothing.
at first i said "no rollerblading if I'm going to be drunk," but we all know how that went
I never thought I would have to put a band-aid on my penis.
we turned the lights off and all you could see were my glow in the dark stars and his penis
a guy offered me a piece of pizza if I'd make out with a random girl. We got the whole damn box and I ain't even mad
Wine is the only reason I'm making it in the real world
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