People with herpes should wear stickers.
i'm laying naked in your bed you should probably come home
move.
The album was titled "Best Night Ever" until she found out she was preggers and switched it to "God Punishes Sluts"
After that we used the in-room hotel coffee pot to warm up some queso. it was brilliant
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He was drunk at Denny's at 5 am saying how Dear John was the worst movie he has ever seen... eyes filled with tears.
Beer pong consisted of me throwing a ball at the wall and then falling over because moving my arm made me dizzy. I think our team lost.
The judge mental looks i am getting while looking at porn on my phone sitting in the urgent care waiting room is gonna get way worse when they find out im here to see if im pregnant
I'm like a freaking volcano of life and sexual frustrations
I don't think I've ever been sadder than the way I feel when I finish my meal while I'm high
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I fucked R2D2 last night. I consider Star Wars day a success.
Aka I'm headed to the liquor store because I don't know how to handle my emotions.
He's gonna turn my vagina into the Sahara desert
And you seriously thought you could just walk in naked with a bow tied around your penis?
It seemed like a good idea at the time...
Fun fact: I came home from the riverboat without my panties. And woke up with a different pair on.
Fuck him. He can bang that skeezer all he wants. Fuck her lawyerness I’m a YouTube star
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