My family just had an in depth argument about the meaning of chodes
Instead of having sex, we spent the entire night making pillow forts and have sword fights. I think I'm in love
my sex list reads like a who's who of mcdonald's general managers
just used a paint mixing cup as a shot glass. thank u art school.
She can't really be mad at me. I made you two sisters... Dick sisters.
I just want uncharted vagina. Fresh and ripe.
Come, dress lightly, bring tequila...
On a toatally unrelated note, I see music in my hair
Wait. Wine + Crossbow..?
I was trying to drink every time they said planned parenthood but my body isn't cut out for this.
I love standing in line at rite aid for 10 minutes being forced to talk to my ex's mom about life while I'm holding nothing but yeast infection cream
Hey so I got my period
Thank god I wasn't ready to deal with sober you for 9 months
And he put my hair in my clip while i blew him...and he did a good job
Yeah come over whenever. Weed gets here at 8.
I'll be there at 7:59.
omg girl... i cut your hair last night. tell me it looks okay!? i saw hair on the counter and i said ohhh nooo
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