He came through my line today and bought designer impostor perfume, just for men gel, and astroglide. I almost DIED.
so...dinner was kid's cuisine and a bottle of wine. i think they go well together.
Care to explain to me why theres a baby food jar filled with semen in my fridge? or why its labeled as unicorn sweat?
The fact that he is from Canada is way more embarrassing than the fact that you met him on match.com
I smell like fire and strippers. Successful sunday funday.
This guy just tried to hit on me on facebook. His most recent listed education is middle school. This is my life.
I'm studying for my midterm by watching porn with Spanish subtitles. Surprisingly the words are still really distracting..
Apparently we were arguing for captain seats so I shouted "who has your virginity." I got the seat.
Yeah. It's a great diet plan tho. Just have sex every time you get hungry.
FONT CPME TO THE TRUK. I REPATE SONT COME TO THE TRUCK WERE GETTON FRAEKY
I just got home and someone ate all my chicken nuggets. Bitches be asking for a death sentence?
dont know if she was trying to start a lawnmower or jerk me off. still wasnt to bad though
went out to hit golf balls, ended up doing splits at the bar. you're a bad influence.
My niece I'm babysitting left earlier to stay the night with her friend. I got ditched by an 8 year old.
I don't know if I'm having early flu symptoms, a miscarriage, or am badly hungover. Web md agrees.
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