You don't understand, Single Ladies is like the Don't Stop Believing of the gay community.
She was perfectly content just sitting in the middle of everyone blowing bubbles in the air.
My mom assumed I was crying because he was leaving. Figured that was better than explaining my eye's sensitivity to semen..
He was making tequila spiked Arnold Palmers and murmuring things in Spanish.
I love foreign exchange students.
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You can buy vodka at target here.. Maybe Missouri isn't so bad after all
it was a frathouse cornucopia of foul mixed drinks and "sangria", which im convinced was blood and pcp
Logically he should not be walking around...after that fall he should be in a hospital in a medically induced coma
I am in a hotel room with 10 people. John is in bed eating an industrial sized pan of mashed potatoes. I think a non insignificant number of people saw my nipples.
You know, we cock-blocked like 5 people last night. It's like we're her vagina goalies
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He made a playlist to use during sex...that ended with The Ultimate Warrior's entrance music.
Do you sleep with the same women I've already slept with on purpose?
This is what we get for finishing a whole box of Franzia by ourselves
Now that it's over, I can finally say it and not feel bad,dude. Her mustache is better than yours.
I don't need no damn man when I have the cock-a-nator 2000.
I'm just trying to figure out the reason why humans wear socks....
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