walk of shame with early morning football tailgaters. niice.
awesome recipe for disaster- bar hopping at the airport
Turning 21 on Saint Patty's day. I like to think this is what my alcoholic ancestors have prepared me for
He said finals are more important than getting stoned on 4/20. I'm proud in a disappointing kinda way
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dude thats like the second time shes peed on the couch at a party. we cant invite her anymore
the sad thing is, im pretty sure she was serious about giving me head for my falafel
Im pretty sure by the fifth subway ride after going in circles the four times prior, we all just accepted that we werent making the concert and should instead enjoy our magical weed and tequila laced journey.
Well you know it's going to be an interesting night when the bathroom attendant is doing hail marrys
of course we have a beer bong
how else would we feed our christmas tree
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I had to talk to the cops at my front door in a bathrobe, with the buttplug still in.
Ok get your liver ready for the weekend. Harry Potter Drinking Game Marathon is a go. BYO liquor of choice, rule cards at the door. I wanna see some Hagrid level drinking out of you, Muggle.
THE CEO RESPONDED TO THE MEMO WITH HIS "UNICORN" EMAIL ADDRESS AND NOW HE'S APOLOGIZING TO EVERYONE FOR USING HIS PERSONAL EMAIL AT WORK.
Did I leave the house with out a shirt or socks?
Yea, you said you didn't need them cause she was going to take them off anyways and that it would "save time".
When you wake up with a bow tie and mustache drawn on your penis, you know you had a good night.
Don’t be alarmed my pee bowl is in your shower
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