He was doing push ups, crunches and jogging in place in front of the restaurant. I'm not too sure I want to eat there if it requires immediate exercise following the meal.
she said her black crocs were her 'dress up crocs'
Now there are nude photos of that bangin hot Russian spy chick...this is officially the best scandal ever.
i remember too much of last night for it to have been successful
I just keep sniffing it hoping for an explanation.
The ice cream man just told me to use protection.
He was having a "party in the princess castle." At what point do I blindfold him and take him to AA?
youre always welcome to strip dance on tables with me Mag. what are friends for.
That girl from the bar sent me a text saying that she wants to wear my cock as a hat. A cock hat. Is that good or bad?
I've literally already typed in by booty call text for friday night. all I have to do now is wait for is drunk me to press send
The cop actually kicked the bitches out of the cab so we could get ours. I flipped them all off as the door was shutting. That drunk.
We need a hype man... Like a DMX type dude to just up the ante constantly...
So, I without a doubt haven't used the bag I'm now carrying since we were dating. Just had to discreetly throw out an unopened magnum in a bus station.
We watched X-Files, ate pizza, and he played with my butt. It was a pretty standard Monday.
i just realized i have only had sex on couches so far this year. i can't decide if that's impressive or trashy
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