Lost. The hour! Funtime!!!!
is it true that cum stays in you for 7 years?
that's gum
Skinny jeans should not be made in size 14. Then, it's just a lie.
Omg. Get me out of here. Someone is playing michelle branch.
thanks for not screaming that I'm pregnant when that guy was giving me his number.
Dude, I couldn't come. She sounded like a goddamn dying walrus.
Tell me about it. Running across highways take alot outta ya. When he found out, he was all "concerned" about it.
Can't you just imagine you've grudge fucked me so we can get past this?
You're an idiot. I have LIVED as a cautionary tale of what happens when you drink too much and stick your dick in crazy, HAVE YOU LEARNED NOTHING?
You can wear anything you want
So... Naked it is then
I have weed and a speedo - I don't need anything else.
My guy issues hinge on tonight's game. Caps win, it's Dustin. Rangers win, Josh. I even flipped a coin to see who got what team
Dude she literally licked him. He was covered in cheese and in her high state what else was she gonna do?
So you can now add nose to my list of places that cum has gone that it shouldn't...
She pulled out a water gun filled with vodka and called it her weapon of choice tonight. She's fine.
Randomize
