Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
If I was Danny Tanner and my wife died and left me with three kids I would hire a nanny rather than bringing in the sexually promiscuos uncle with a fetish for leather and rebellion and my obviously mentally ill (possibly gay) best friend Joey, who has never had a girlfriend and consistently talks in cartoon voices... a nanny is just a better choice
he said "you're pretty" then i made out with him. thats all it took
When i look at that picture of him, i'm a little proud to be like yeah, his dick was in my mouth saturday no big deal.
My biology professor just used the phrase "dick fairy" in a sentence. No, it didn't make more sense in context.
Come, dress lightly, bring tequila...
So topless strobe light beer pong turned into me rugby tackling a bitch to the ground.my tits will never forgive me for sacrificing their majesticness for responsibility
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
Unless you're gonna start buying my underwear, you have got to stop ripping it off of me.
When I tell my children how I survived hurricane Sandy I'll probably leave out the threesome
Congratulations on your downgrade, shes one hell of a 5
I might go bald with this hair pulling thing every night.
Dick is the cure to depression. I'm almost positive. And cough syrup.
Don't forget my pants whenever you come over, otherwise we can't get in.
Made it to the top o the stairs ALIVE YES FUCJ YOU GRAVITY
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