I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
My life would be so much easier if i could just ride around in the cash cab all day
what is TOTES MCGOATS in spanish?
I wonder how many times I can be hungover in one day
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I told her I was team Edward. I haven't gotten laid that easy since I told your sister that I had cancer
It's a special occasion. Hence the 151.
we are sitting in a kindergarden classroom alone chugging beer. look at our lives. look at our choices.
this just proves how much faith i have in "us".. what should we be for halloween..?
I just stood next to my childhood self. Fuck, I'm really stoned...
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You are a special snowflake. A special snowflake I wouldn't mind rough sex with
Lets have the type of night where its 5am and one of us has definitely punched someone who has been on a Disney Channel show.
I rewarded myself with Taco Bell tonight for going a full week without punching my roommates in the face or wishing bodily harm on them.
Come over. We have half a bottle of jumbo champagne left and no boyfriends to slow us down
Why can't they just let me be the gorgeous cum dumpster that I know I'm meant to be?
I didn’t say it was classy, I said it was sexy
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