Jake was my 1st thought but I seriously thought u already did him... & then there's the getting the clap story... so I settled on Ben for my guess.
I have done Jake, not Ben. But this was fresh meat. And P.S. it was ghonnerea.
Ahh, yes. It's apparently too early in the morning to keep your partners and their std's straight.
all we need is a web designer
and a bunch of prostitutes
It's a law of Nature, girls naturally hate eachother. It's only when there's no competition for a mate that they can hate each other a little less and then are appropriated into the "BFF" slot.
Just met someone from Jersey. No fist pumps or jagerbombs. Kind of disappointed...
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I just want a better ending for myself. Not walking around with one sock on and my bush hanging out.
my fake id says im a 34 yr old russian lady ... how is this working
i'm drinking whiskey out of a ziplock bag in a movie theater. i'm THAT girl.
So I feel like I should feel objectified by your comment about my boobs but instead I just feel proud. 21ST CENTURY FEMINISM, BABY
my vagina is like this close to growling at me and leading me onto the nearest dance floor
make it buy you a drink first
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she's fucked both of my roommates but not me. i feel like I'm not part of the group anymore
you dont know your limits until you wake up with a black eye and a bruised rib and find out you got ran over by a bicycle last night
"I feel morally obligated to vote for him since he's my drug dealers dad"
Typically a man doesn't buy a woman a drink in hopes of her laughing at his penis, but no one said I was normal.
It smells like graded cheese and febreze in the family room what the hell have you been up to???
My parents are being so annoying about my colon.
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