i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
Just had to have the guy at Sprint clear the dried cum out of the trackball on my Blackberry. Wonder if that happens to him often.
just had cupcakes and mountain dew for dinner-now i'm playing super mario brothers. 10 year olds all over the world would kill to be me.
Just come over and take your pants off. 35 mins tops. You'll be home before midnight cinderella
Your kinda stuck between a rock and his hard dick on this one..
Our relationship just reached the stage where i can touch her boobs while making a honking noise without getting hit in the face
If tjhis were a lake full of vodka and i were a ducl Id swim my way down and ddrink my way up
The nursing school interview showed me a picture of my passed out during your party. They asked if this was a frquent thing. I told them you drugged me.
I went from innocently day drinking to waking up handcuffed in jail. Fuck you game days
I felt like in order for him to make it to mordor and destroy the ring, he'd have to make sweet sweet love to me in some form of hut or cave.
A little sexual choking never killed anyone. And if it did, they died happy.
Please can we have sex in this office for old times sake
I think I was high. I asked a dude at chillis if they had a cereal buffet
So in hindsight, going through the McDonald's drive thru plastered at 4 a.m. on stolen bikes was a bad idea.
Its nights like last night that make me want to high five my liver.
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