Totally about to meet up with Ryan in an empty parking lot. Expect to fuck him. Yes I know it's 3am. Slutty? Possibly. Excited? Damn right.
Dude pussy is like music. For every person who pays for it, there are thousands more getting it for free.
I introduced him to the male G-Spot. Don't ever tell me I'm not experienced.
I'm sorry, but the way we fuck, they don't make condoms strong enough not to break
I feel like I have streams of color and coldness wrapping around my body.
Wait so they unscrewed the bathroom door to find you naked?
she drove 3 hrs one way just to sleep with me. I felt bad complaining about paying for condoms.
that's all we do, eat and hve sex, eat and have sex. he thinks it's bad and that we need to talk more or whatever but I'm just not seeing the problem...
I just laughed at the word pudding. I have no idea whats going on right now.
Dress was in bathroom covered in shards of glass, earrings on living room floor, bracelet still missing, purse in backyard. The cast of Princess Bride all left the bar to make sure I was ok. Perfect night
If I send Ben a tit pic but I do it while wearing a Tom Brady mask is that funny or creepy
Captain Morgan does not know self control. Nor does he teach it.
CRAIGSLIST IS NOT THE ANSWER
IM LONELY AND HORNY
So I'm hiding in my bathroom smoking bowls because my landlords kids came over to visit my dog... My life has reached a new low
admittedly, geting that drunk in front of my last two exes wasnt a good idea
probably didn't help that you cheated on them with each other either
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