Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
Yeah i mean there's 3 guys fighting over me. It would just be bitchy of me not to get with at least 1.
I just hit a new low..poured my beer in an empty coke can so I could drink in walmart.
Any little, cute, petite blondes with you?
Nah, I got some slutty brunettes though.
So we are lighting beer bottles on fire and breaking them in half to make glasses
That sounds dangerous
Don't worry......were wearing oven mits.
What is an appropriate "thanks for saving my life" gift? I don't have any experience with this.
Taking shots with an iv of fluids in, because I work tomorrow. That's responsibility. Employee of the month right here.
I didn't know whether to laugh at the fact that a dog bit his balls or throw up cause my dad was telling me a story involving his balls.
I like literally had a visual image of his penis going into your soul
Jasmine is diving into bushes again.
I went to McDonald's this morning still half drunk with penises drawn all over my body, when my card was declined the cashier asked if I needed Jesus
the good news is that even if it's Alex's, I can still say it's Colin's, because the kid will come out ginger anyway!
who knew there'd be a plus side to your ginger fetish one day?
Headphones came off my phone same time as The Weeknd sang "Who's gonna fuck you like me?"...Everyone at work heard it.
This feels more like a conference of all the people I've fucked in the past year.
one week and then i'm back on the sexual grind. a party is being planned in my vagina's honor
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