I wanna go to beed woth a nboy
omg. don't know how to spell his name, but hot new zealand guy's dick is magic
I definitely didn't wake up this morning thinking "i wanna get gang banged today"
i realized boys travel in groups of 3's and girls travel in 4's..thats why it gets so tricky
like hot dogs and buns.
She said she didn't want me watching her give me a bj, so she proceeded to make a "blowjob igloo" out of blankets...
I take that as "no I'm not driving you to the bar in a blizzard"
not the best booty call
did she squirt?
only if tears count
The party got busted because you two got caught having sex on the neighbors trampoline, come on man.
An we can hold bottles of vodka in our hands singing yo ho a pirates life for me
He rolled up to the party in an ice cream truck. He was definitely my first priority
When he saw my tits he said "wow you should be proud.
and idk now I have nine bags of lettuce in my fridge
I’m literally watching say yes to the dress, eating fancy cheeses with crackers, and I have orange dark chocolates. All of which is being washed down with merlot. And I’m 100% sure a porno is gonna go down next door tonight. They don’t have a car and arrived via taxi. Happy holidays from motel 6 Pendleton Oregon!
I remember reading the word "lift" so I did. The alarn went off, and I thought to myself "what dumbass pulls the fucking fire alarm?" and then I realized it was me...
how is it I left wearing underwear then ended up with none? and why is it they are on you?
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