she's just sitting in a corner ripping all of the filters off her menthols
if i found out she had a dick after i got head, does that still make me gay?
We watched 'the mighty ducks' last night and took shots every time someone quacked. I woke up this morning wearing a nothing but a hockey jersey laying next to him on the floor. He was wearing a goalie mask. I really wish I knew what happened.
Mustard is by no means a replacement for yellow wall paint
I almost masterbated to the avatar love scene ha it was so hot
i dont know what to do
with your life?
no, with my silly bandz, im already wearing 3
Is it obsessive that I keep picking my crazy sex rug burn scab so it leaves a scar I can remember him by?
Make sure you take the apple pie out of your pocket before you pass out.
This is the point in ur life where u should realize there's nothing left but a spiral of shame
I should but I don't. All I see is an escalator of success
I'm just so happy. I go to sleep and when I wake up there will be chocolate milk and penis.
How bad would it be if I asked him for my "ho ho ho" thong back? They're my fav christmas pair!
At least I made out with him before he made out with that dog...
yea sometimes its awkward. but when you're a straight bartender at a gay bar and everyone knows it, they all think that they can make me turn gay. its like oh yea dude that extra $20 tip makes me want to suck some dick now
When the state fair security guard came to yell at her for having outside food and drink she threatened to kick him if he tried to stop her and then she proceeded to chug the whole bottle.
classic
Sorry I can't pick up... thought process is fine but too stoned to form words.
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