does dane cook know its not 2004 and that hes no longer relevant?
You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
Bad news is im a slut again. Good news is its with people ive been a slut with before.
just so you know, the uglier twin gives better bjs..don't be deceived
She is just riding on my slutty coat tails.
Hooking up with him would mean my type has officially become... drug dealer.
he went to have surgery in the morning and apparently they found lip gloss on his dick
Did I send you an asleep facebook message about the upcoming football season titled 'BRILLIANT' at 4:45 this morning?
She wanted to make popcorn, but the air-popper was broken. So she dumped the entire container of kernels into the clothes dryer. Drunk movie night was a success!
How do you initiate sexting are u supposed to be like yo I'm peeing and eating a clif bar and texting and thinking about you naked all at the same time
if elf comes on TV one more time i swear to god i will smash my brains out with this fruitcake
my talents include tricking people into giving me money and free drugs
I'm making mistakes. Coming up with girl now
I hate me. That girl was hiiiiideous.
I just love that a strip club has taco Tuesday.
His dick has the same name as my pipe. I'm keeping him forever.
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