Dub. In the bra. Dub in the bra.
He went through and tagged himself on my crotch in all of my facebook pics
There are thorn wounds on my balls, don't ever question my dedication to party again
today is like waiting for pizza day in elementary school, but with sex added
on a scale of 1-10how much freaking out is acceptable if you just found a (possibly used) cock ring in the head board that your parents gave you?
Well I disagree, 3 different men in my bed over my birthday was the perfect way to say goodbye to my childhood innocence
Question: would asking the hot guy from the grocery store to "beer me" his number be a poor decision?
If her puking on your pool table is her sign of a good night, it's time to intervene.
I dont care how drunk you were. Making a bet with MY husband at MY wedding that you could seal the deal before he could is ALWAYS inappropriate!
I feel like vibrating beds are just synonymous with venereal diseases.
If last night was a preview of 2015, I quit.
So, no matter what happens today, hold on to this. At least you're not naked under your ex husband's trench coat being stopped by the police who also work with your ex husband. Long story. Actually, not a long story. That's it.
Im including "no monologues past 1am" in the list of apartment rules. Theatre majors dude.
we f'd six times
f'd?
its sunday, i cant say fucked
i found a picture from last night of you sat on the floor naked, covered in butter and crying. care to explain?
I was hoping you could tell me..
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