He wanted me to blow him while he was playing guitar hero. there will not be a second date
benefit of terrorism--they won't let you buy random one way plane tickets to random parts of the country for no reason nonmatter how high you are.
Can the rest of this semester just go by as a montage?
There were so few words spoken that I'm not sure if it was make-up or break-up sex.
i'm not sure when i reached "slam my own hand in the door" status but my half attached fingernail is not grateful.
I really think that guy just walks around with tennis balls in his pocket. No dick is that big
So I walk in and he's teaching someone in London via Skype how to roll a blunt. I have new found respect for him.
Looks like a took a video of myself beating off and passed out last night. I'm classy.
You know when you get a stripper pays your bail. You got good wood.
You told the entire smokers deck that you were blowing .08 now and anyone else willing later
he walked up looked at my boobs then looked at my eyes then looked at my boobs again smiled and said "can I get you and the girls a shot "
Yeah bunch of crazy shit... Makes you wonder how anyone found someone before tinder
It was a great idea to buy that cocaine while dressed as an elf. It snowed all night for me.
All I wanted was to die alone with my dogs....how did I end up here
I don't know if I should laugh or punch you
I always knew ther was a reason why we're best friends
Obvs our love of drugs
I like to think of it more as our love of curiosity
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