I really like you and I'm tired of just hooking up. I want you be my boyfriend.
Uhh, I'm not breaking up with my girlfriend to be with you.
just realized i've hooked up with 3/4 of the guys here COOL
I dont understand how a fully grown man could convince himself that lime green crocks would look good on him.
just put cider in my bong. gotta love fall
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Relationship's official after skype sex--college kid at his finest.
These guys are walking up and down the hallway yelling, "Yo, is this the floor with the unisex bathroom?"
It's 4PM and I'm finally awake.. I'm covered in dog fur and shame. I'd say it counts as a good night.
You puked in the drive thru of Taco Bell. You puked as it was being handed to me. You managed to yell out "FIRE SAUCE" in between hurls.
I fucked a 6'7 Danish man. In the ocean. At 5am. Greetings from Florida!
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If you were a real friend you would have told me you saw me in a porno despite how awkward of a convo it is. You act like I should always know when I'm being recorded.
I could have made money off of that but no you had to wait 2 years to drunkenly tell me this shit.
Some crack addled fool from the sketch ass motel behind the restaurant just gave me a flyer for an AA group when I was on my smoke break. I don't do mornings
I vaguely remember making out with some dude. Please tell me he had all of his teeth.
Either he pets my cat or this deal is null
Hey beautiful no judgement but why is there a bucket of KFC chicken in the bathtub??
What do you mean you haven’t had the fantasy of getting anally penetrated by a tentacle monster?
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