they say celebs die in threes. leave it to billy mays to throw in one extra COMPLETELY FREE!
sexting loses it's worth when you accidentally text your boss.
I wish I was a guy so I could jack myself off anytime I wanted to
Just sold this kid "Magic Furry Apples". He is way to high to figure out they are just peaches.
At least he's a nutritious stoner...
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All I remember is holding on to the elevator asking it politely to stop spinning
As much as I'm all for laying on his living room couch, watching spongebob and having spoon sex, it's becoming a routine.
Why is your name written on my hand surrounded by hearts and a bartenders phone number?
Top hats and gin. This is why I love day drinking.
DOGS JUST TOTALLY ATE THE FEATHERS OFF MY NIPPLE CLAMPS!!!
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Also, I saved your name as Everclear last night. No idea why I did that.
Did I send you a naked snap the other day with a fat blunt in my mouth with the caption "$1200 bitches!" ?
WHAT HAS MY LIFE COME TO I'M MAKING A SCARF FOR A PENIS
All I need is to get out and get laid
Yeah mom sounds like a good idea! Now send that message to the person it was ment for
Dude, exfoliate your balls. you'll thank me later.
New strategy for telling if someone is drunk: will they attempt to drink a candle if you put a straw in it?
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