is it bad that while shopping i looked specifically for clothes that hold their form after taking them off and putting them on again and again?
all thats left of you is your magnum wrapper on my dresser
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
She just dipped a dollar bill in her queso dip and almost ate it before I slapped it out of her hand, no more bar crawls..
cat food counts as protein by the way
She went dumpster diving. Found flourescent light bulbs, carpet samples and $15. We got a bottle of Popov, played star wars and threatened random people with the carpet. Get on our level.
it's 2:30 on a sunday and I just won a wine chugging contest. I'm never graduating.
He refused to pierce my nipples, saying they are the best he's ever seen and that blemishing them would be a crime
I got drunk and tried to make special rice krispie treats, but I made a mess and they were all stuck to my hands, so I just decided to eat my way out of the catastrophe and I think shit's about to get even weirder than usual.
Sorry, I was watching the Olympic story about the Canadian guy and drinking out of the prescription bottle and crying because it was so beautiful.
I work 80 hours a week to prevent myself from just laying in bed and masturbating all day. It's a hands off strategy.
Not only did I get the promotion, but last night after sex he took me outside and let me hold it for him while he peed in the snow. I made a heart. This week is going amazing
Buying a new pipe this morning, and setting up career plans this afternoon. It's called balance
Please don't give away my fajitas
A cop may or may not have seen my bare ass against the moonlight within the past hour
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