hey no worries the mystery has been solved- i jst sneezed and my undies popped outta my nose.
Yea. But u kept saying "as long as she doesn't have aids" so I was concerned
the point i decided it was time to leave was when i was on the floor of the bar, after taking her down with me, and a table.
some guy just walked by in the street and for 5 seconds yelled "IMM SOOOO HORNYYYYYY!!!!"
My little brother got home at 4am too, we drunk ate together. It was a kodak moment.
we found his I.D. in the upstairs bathroom...under a towel in a hidden pile of snacks from her kitchen
well i fell out of the hot tub and tumbled down the hill and kicked a plant in the process.
I think I'm going to postpone my photo shoot until my Gpa dies. I don't want to be in lingerie and stripper heels when I finally get the call
Blasting venetian snares and drinking a beer. I love being an adult. It's like being a child but with beer for breakfast, better music, and no one yells at you.
Yes, yes I will fake crap in his house for you.
Pride is not for the college student young Padawan. Tequila is for the college student.
I hooked up with a guy that had a beard last night felt like I was building a fucken log cabin
I am actually offended he hasn't asked me to sleep with him yet to get better grades...I wanted the whole college experience.
My breath smells like dick and biscuits..
because nothing says “let’s fucking rage” like getting a compensation letter and some company stock
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