I need a slap back to reality. Or at least a slap back to homosexuality
If Ritalin and Plan B had an illegitimate child it would smell like me.
Another f*ing night of vodka youporn and xanax. I need to get a goddamn life
3 great things that go great together... But not on a Friday night. Perfect on say... a Tuesday.
i hope thats the last time i ever see ryan's hairy ass fucking
This is a whole other level of drinking. Like the I used to eat paste with these people kinda drinking.
She bent the beer can with her tongue. I'm scared of what she'll do to me
Some rando is vomiting profusely into the garden outside the employee entrance. Where are you when things like this happen to me?
Vomiting outside the employee entrance
No seriously stop! I feel bad for him. It isn't even big enough to make fun of. It's so small that it's like a disability.
I standby a snuggie being perfectly acceptable attire for drunkenly walking your dog at 5am. Our new neighbors did not seem to agree.
Who are these men, what are we doing here, how is this helping us toward our goals of sex and pasta? Things to consider.
I just slammed another champagne, swaggered over to her, pointed across the room at the 20 y/o lacrosse player and whispered loudly, "I brought that one for YOU." I'm getting a raise.
Yeah to go race car driving with a 54 yr old gastroenterologist. I really wish you'd come to have that drink with me Wednesday
We were watching sports center while I blew him so we could see the football highlights. I missed fall
we're so committed to being not committed
I just mixed tangerine juice with sauv blanc. on an unrelated note, my episide of intervention is slated to run in April.
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