I have a love/hate relationship when men come within a 10 minute time frame.
Becky drew a cock on my face and is making me sit on the step.
what did you do that she drew a cock on your face and supplemental questions why did you let her?
You supply the liquor and I'll "accidently" forget my bathing suit.
Deal!
no one is going to fuck you in a field of bunnies
My entire childhood was an ugly sweater party
the girl I was having sex with just mumbled victory for msu during sex. i love basketball season
the igloo is complete. bring your weed and the hat with the floppy ears
I forgot that places existed where drinking on Sunday is frowned upon. It's just so unreasonable.
yo knit me an eyepatch. but also make it usable as a thong
I gave him a bunch of ideas to use to spice up their sex life. Say what you will, I am the best 'other' woman ever!
I wanna suck that fisherman's dick.
This conversation went from me banging other women's husbands to learning about baked goods. If that isn't personal growth I don't know what is.
I want you to defile me in my childhood bed.
It’s a hundred kinds of wrong to do Jell-O shots at home alone. Right?
I support drinking alone. But Jell-O shots. That’s a game changer.
Ha. Yeah that's all I found you with this morning. Butt ass naked w my robe across your lap and your arms thrown back in handcuff position.
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