ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
The problem with having your drunkeness documented at a wedding is not only does it show up all over facebook, but all over professional photography websites.
Tried to steal a keytar from my hook up's house.
Were not alcoholics, were just impatient for fridays
Our house almost burnt down last night. I woke up at 4:10am to the smoke alarm going off bc the bean bag chair was on fire so i extinguished it and smoked a bowl at 4:20 to celebrate my fire extinguishing abilities
I wish the sun would stop judging me for being drunk while it's still shining.
The guy who just got ate on True Blood had the same balls as you.
I'm sitting here bra-less eating jalepeno candied bacon. You know you want this.
Coming.
I've noticed we have slowly begun to phase the "B" out of our Bromance.
So what are you going to be for halloween?
A woman sitting on her couch watching Hocus Pocus.
i got kicked out of McDonald's for demanding a margarita mcflurry
I feel like you can't break up with someone on 420. It's against stoner code
My mom just asked if I've gotten any girls pregnant how is your day going
He invites me over for to adderall and chill. Academic Tuesday
You have a penis. Therefore everything you say is automatically wrong.
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