oh god the rape fog is back!
You guys coming?
We are smoking out the bouncer? But after that sure
I totally understand Scottish logic. No underwear+skirt=great
Do brothers usually kiss their sisters?
Im sitting next to shitfaced santa at the cuse game. My plan to be on television is now flawless
you definitely made a grilled cheese using your iron..
ya and it worked didnt it??
Thanks for buying me a sippy cup, its so pretty and everyone keeps telling me its probably the best gift anyone could have given me
Big girls don't cry they get day drunk
Sorry this is the worst night of your life and that you're being a baby about it.
It threw me off a little. I had to take a moment and ask myself, "Is he really fingering me in his mom's kitchen while I eat a whopper?"
If you dont get laid dressed as Woody Harrelson in Zombieland, I have lost all faith in the men of nw Indiana.
Only in the emergency room do they shut the door when youre laughing too hard
Attention, i sprayed windex on me to disguise the scent of sex and regret off my clothes from last night
Forget about letting a 70-year-old man suck on my tits for coke... telling my new boyfriend about it was the poor life choice.
Well I just masturbated while reading a recipe for Alfredo sauce so I guess you could say I’m growing up
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