somethin' about having sex in my parents bed makes me feel like l'm finally an adult.
Another weekend, another 3 guys I have to awkwardly avoid while crossing campus...
So my prents justed posted "DO NOT DISTURB" on facebook and i just heard their door shut and lock...I'm leaving
I think I'm going to inject the gummy vitamins with vodka
I'm glad you're using your medical degree for some good for once
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No one knows who he is but he hasn't missed a shot in beer pong yet. He's dressed as lance armstrong and is tearing shit up.
I had fun last year but I was one half of the hoe train back then. At least I'll feel better about myself as a person this year.
I'm going to miss going to the strip club though.
they drunkenly created an obstacle course for the poor hamster and its ball.
I woke up with a half eaten bag of lettuce in my hand, wearing my Halloween costume from last year. Damn you tequila.
She had her insurance card taped to her arm because it was the only thing she "couldn't take off and lose"
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I think I ruined his life by managing to get his initiation nickname for his frat to be "Whiskey Dick" but I still wish herpes on him and his fugly new girlfriend.
This guy at the airport was telling me 3/4 dudes in his group got rufied at some strip club. One guy woke up in the hospital, another found himself in a random parking garage, the other got back to the room and they all shit their pants. Go Vegas.
What's sexier than showing up smelling like fast food cigarettes with a jar of moonshine in your hand
I don't know how I got home but I'm pretty sure the guy in my closet had something to do with it
If there's a nuclear war you can come over. I'll feed you soup and you can rig up car batteries to power the coffee pot and toaster. We can grow tomatoes and chickens.
Bro i just made a pipe out of a mechanical pencil and the top to an eye drop bottle. Does that make me some kind of pot god?
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